me normally: I will shut up about my weird headcanons, nobody wants to hear this
me two drinks in on New Year’s Eve: Jeb Batchelder and Roland ter Borcht fucked after an Itex Christmas party in 1990!! I said it in 2008 and I’m saying it again now!!
did i tell y’all that one time when my friends and i were making a joke mockumentary about a fake cryptid, my sibling and i got into a really bad hospitalizing car crash and instead of delaying it we just decided to film in the hospital and also convinced my mom and dad to play roles in it as well?
hey just wanted to say thanks for this incredibly chilling remark i’m so scared now